Snowball fight, TEP-style!

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Here you may accost other customers with nevalar spheres (snowballs, folks) at will!

*ducks behind a tree and prepares a snowball*

RB: *wanders by on his way to supper*

K1: *throws a snowball at RB's back*

RB: Ow! Who did that? K1, was that you? Good grief! You're an admin. You're not supposed to throw snowballs at people! *doesn't dodge another snowball* Ow!

K1: *clumsily dodges two of those best snowballs* *oof* Rats... I missed the third one!

Hannah: Storm, bring in the snowmobiles now!

RB: Hey! We don't have any snowmobiles! Kody, do you think your station has any snowmobiles?

K1: I don't know. But I do know the helicopter is out of commission right now.

Hannah: Storm, we're waiting for you...

Storm: Incoming! *pelts everyone with snowballs while speeding by, standing on the seats of two snowmobiles, looking rather like an Egyptian Pharaoh on a war chariot circa 3000 B.C. in the Ethiopian Wars--*

Hannah: Kody, I don't think we need a narrative that detailed...

K1: Sorry.

Storm: Whoah where did I get those????

Hannah: Wow where did he get those???

K1: Ahhhh, where did he get those??

Regis: *attacks and is crumpled* Ouch... Where did he get those?

Ouch.........I think I will head into the lodge, have some hot cocoa and boot up the laptop to finish the podcast.

K1: I just got a call from the radio station: their stock of two snowmobiles was "borrowed" by a "friend of mine..."

Hannah: Ah, so that's where he got them...

RB: I don't care where he got them! A little help, please!

Hannah: OK, Regis. I'll cover you while you recover! Would you like an igloo to work on the podcast?

RB: That sound great! Wait-- you know how to make an igloo?

Hannah: I will once I try!

K1: I'll go get the sticky snow that's over there. *points*

Hannah: *starts making the igloo around RB while he's recuperating*

RB: Here, let me have some of that snow. I'll fashion rock-filled snowballs!

Snowmobiles??? Hmmm....

*Charges into the battle with her herd of Oliphaunts, complete with native expert snowball throwers*

K1: RB... where are you? I need you to scamper lightly up the leg of that one and handily disarm it with your trusty bow and arrow!

RB: My wha... oooof *gets trampled by an Oliphaunt.

Storm: Hmmmm... where's a Dark Lord when I need one... *glances behind him* Hey! Jellyfish, come over here!

Hannah: There is no way out. Give up or be defeated!! Mwahaha *coughs * uggg, never mind, I need to go to bed.

RB: Head's up!
K1:In the sky!It's a bird!
Storm: It's a plane!
Hannah: Guys,that's too corny!
Storm: But it is a plane!
RB: With PK in it!
PK: Bwahaha!Try to stand against my snowball shells!
*PK pulls a lever*
Hannah: Run for cover!

Hannah: *trudges toward home, sniffling a bit*

Storm: *stalks her, snowballs in hand*

K1: Hannah, watch--

Hannah: *turns around, just in time to be hit by Storm's snowball*

Hannah: *muffled by snowball in her mouth* *spits it out*

That's disgusting, Storm!

Storm: It wasn't me it was *points up* Him... PK is now my cohort in crime I no longer work alone, I work with the person who rented me the snowmobiles.

Hannah: We must find Storm's weakness! If only there was someone here who knew him welll....

K1: Hannah, you're his sister *is shouting over the bray* You are our only hope! What is his weakness??

PK: Haha! My cohort has no weakness!

Storm: He's right! Mwahahahaha!

Hannah *thinks* Aha! I have it. *races across the lawn, slipping and sliding as she goes*

Storm: I wonder what she is doing..? *snaps back into evil focus* Take that Kody! *throws a snowball at Kody*

Hannah: I'm back! *launches a few snowballs at Storm*

Storm: Hey, that isn't so bad! Wait... *sneezes*

K1: What did you do, Hannah?

Hannah: *laughs* I rolled the snowballs into cat fur. Storm's allergic!

K1: Ah, exploiting biological weaknesses! That is superb! As long as he doesn't slip into a catatonic state (no pun was intended originally...), we will be fine!

PK: Oh, no! I never knew that, Storm! I'll be sure to keep my cat outside when you come over next. But, back to the battle!

Storm: Augh! No fur, please! *achoo!*

RB: Let's get him, guys! *pummels Storm with snowballs laced with traces of cat fur*

Hannah: *pauses and watches the melee*

K1: *lobs snow-fur grenades at Storm*

Hannah: PK, you said you have a cat? Did you mean this cat? *whips out a bald cat*

PK:

(to PK) They forget that snow clears the sinus' now they are lulled into a state of false security. (he he)

*Roll a huge snowball down a hill engulfing Kody in it, then traveling at a rapid velocity to Kody's doom*

Mwahahaha!

K1: (rolling down the hill in the gigantic nevalar sphere) Aughhhh! RB, Hannah, somebody, save me!

RB: It's not like you'll get hurt-- there's only a large empty field down there.

Storm: Rats! Wrong hill...

Hannah: Well, the longer we wait, the farther away he'll be when he stops moving. I'll go get him... *runs after the KODY105/Snowball*

RB: I'll keep up the front. *Resumes snowfighting with Storm and PK*

Storm and PK: *gang up on RB*

RB: Help! I can't handle the guy in the helicopter!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIII bump I'm Cooooooo thump mmmiiingggg crash Kooooddddyyyy!!!!! kerthump

*whips out her trusty propelled net and manages to get one end to attach to a distant tree across the way*

*braces herself*

K1: I'm still roooolllllllllinnnggg!

Hannah: Not for long! ooofff

Kody/snowball hits the net, dragging Hannah along for a few feet, then coming to a stop on a log.

RB: from up the hill Nice work Hannah!

Hannah: Thanks! Now let's see if he can get out *waits*

17.89 seconds later

K1: emerges from his ball 'o snow Wow, it sure was stuffy in there.... in a very cold sort of way. Thanks!

Hannah: No prob! Ahhh! Look out, here comes Storm!

K1: Storm?! Where? (announcer voice) We have just learned that a massive storm front is approaching from the east at four miles an hour! (end announcer voice)

Hannah: Duck and cover, people! Here comes the Storm!

Storm: *zooms by while pelting Hannah and K1 with snowballs* Gotcha!

RB: *comes flying by in PK's helicopter and drops snow bombs on Storm*

K1: *brushes some snow off and follows Storm, throwing snowballs all the way*

TS*gets ready to let fly is catapult at all the people below.
TS:ha ha ha

*sneeks up behind TS and mangles his catapult into millions of shards*

Hey, you don't get to use machines, *As he detonates his snow bomb under TS' feet*

*he he*

K1: *sneaks up behind Storm and TS*

TS: I think someone's behind... *gets knocked over by massive snowball attack*

Storm: *so does Storm*

K1: Gotcha! *runs away to a hiding place*

*slowly emerges from where she has been buried under snow by Storm*

I'll get you STTOOOORRRMMMMM!!!!!

gimme those cookies

K1: Let's get Storm together, Hannah. I'll go around that way *points*, and you go the other way. We'll trap him! *runs off before Hannah even as a chance to speak*

Hannah: But... oh, never mind. *runs off after Storm, launching snowballs all the way*

Storm: *runs away*

*jumps into a hole and hides until Hannah and Kody have past him*

*he he*

Pelts everyone around him (except PK) with massive snowballs.

K1: *hits the ground, trying to avoid the snowballs*

*gets hit by the arcing snowballs. He forgot that snowballs cannot be thrown with the same velocity as a bullet...*

Hannah: *gracefully ducks behind a tree* Haha.

K1: *gets up and just flat-out runs toward Storm's hole*

Storm: Oh, no... *waits for the inevitable snow-dropping maneuver*

K1: *inevitable snow-dropping maneuver right on Storm's head*

Storm: That's cold... *climbs out of the hole*

Hannah: *runs in and smashes snow into Storm's hair*

Storm: That's even colder...

K1 and Hannah: *run away*

Storm: *tries to chase K1 and Hannah, but slows down because he's so cold*

Shadow: *hits K1, Hannah, and Storm with the GIANT snowball he has been making for the entire snow fight*

K1: ouch!!

Hannah: yowzahh!!!!!

Storm: Waaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

Storm, Hannah and K1: Take this!!!*together make a GIANTER snow ball than the one that shadow made and hit him roundly in the face*

Shadow: oucher!!!!

K1: *runs away*

Shadow: *chases after K1*

Hannah: *drops slippery snow right where K1 is running*

K1: *trips, falls*

Shadow: *trips over K1 and falls over*

Storm: Haha! *drops snow on top of both K1 and Shadow* *runs away*

Shadow: *gets up and chases after Storm* Come back here!

Shadow: *throws a small snowball up in the air*

Storm: *looks up in the air at the snow ball*

Shadow: *Quickly makes a bigger snow ball and throws it at storm while he is still looking at the small snowball*

Storm: AAAaaaarrrrgggggg!!! *gasping for breath* you....tricked......me

K1: *rapidly fires his snowball AK47 at storm and shadow*

Hannah: *puts on a Red Cross uniform and goes around handing out hot coco to the warriors*

Shadow: *Beams three well-aimed snowballs at Hannah, splashing hot chocolate all over Storm*

Storm: Who's this shadow?

Hannah: All I see is a shadow

K1: As long as he's on our side!

Shadow: he he

Storm: hey no taking my laugh!

*takes the snow around him and quickly makes 25 snowballs, which he throws with frightening speed at all those around*

*makes a quick getaway, as PK drops a huge load of snow on to the people on the ground overwhelming them with a tidel wave of snow burring them*

*He he*