Snowball fight, TEP-style!

Here you may accost other customers with nevalar spheres (snowballs, folks) at will!

*ducks behind a tree and prepares a snowball*

RB: *wanders by on his way to supper*

K1: *throws a snowball at RB's back*

RB: Ow! Who did that? K1, was that you? Good grief! You're an admin. You're not supposed to throw snowballs at people! *doesn't dodge another snowball* Ow!

*Smells the good food but smacks K1 on his way inside*

POW!

K1: *is starving for supper*

... fifteen minutes and 1/3 snow fort later...

K1: *freezing and is starving*

... five minutes and 1/8 snow fort later...

K1: RB, can I come eat too? No hard feelings, right?

RB: (through window and with a full mouth) Mwell, I gwuess sooo. Just donm't eeeat too muchm now, *gulp* OK?

K1: *walks in the house*

*bucket full of snow plops on K1's head*

K1: Aw, man!

RB: Remember, no hard feelings! Hahahaha!

K1: Right...

K1, don't you juOW STORM THAT IS COLD AND HARD, just love snow? Sorry can't talk, got to go get Storm

*PK walks out of the house carrying a peace sign*
PK:No one hit me with a snowball,OK?

*Hides under a pile of snow while making snowballs out of his covering until he is completely uncovered* Man, now I have to find another cover... *Runs of in another direction while firing snowballs at Regis*

*Lands a good one on Peachy and Storm the runs off to hit Hannah*
SMACK SMACK

What how did you see me!

*runs off to build a snow fort while wildly firing of will amazing accuracy*

Alright the first post will be ten feet high with sharp icicles sticking out of it.

Uses a blow dryer to melt all of Storm's icicles.

Beams Kody with a snowball, then hits him with another.

You may have melted my icicles but you will never melt my fort, *starts building with dry ice* ouch I thought that if ice was dry it wouldn't be melted but now I just burned my hands.

Hannah wrote:Uses a blow dryer to melt all of Storm's icicles.

Beams Kody with a snowball, then hits him with another.

Well sidekick, shall we join forces?

*Smacks them both on the upside of the head*

Regis wrote:

Hannah wrote:Uses a blow dryer to melt all of Storm's icicles.

Beams Kody with a snowball, then hits him with another.

Well sidekick, shall we join forces?

Nevahhhhh!

Throws two snowballs at Regis' head.... smack! Regis lies sprawled on the ground.

Hehe... *sneaks up to Storm's new fort and pours water all over his fort*

Wow... look at the steam, or is it smoke? ahhhhh

*He he* I experienced the same problem. *Buries Regis in snow.* *Smacks with a snowball while fixing the fort*

K1: *scampers to his snow fort* Commando crew one preparing for duty...

Storm: What's K1 up to now?

K1: *emerges in commando white (?), ready with a snow AK-47. Take this, friends!

*Arghhhhhhh** Ducks right as he shoots* You destroyed my beutiful and indestructible snowfort. *Cries in shame* *Recovers* and buries Kody with Regis.

K1: Wait. I destroyed an indestructible structure? Hm...

*while he's pondering this oxymoron, Storm decides now is the time for action...*

Storm: Auuuuugh! *throws snowman-size snowballs at K1*

K1: Oooof! *gets knocked over*

RB: *randomly throws snowballs all over the place, hitting even the birdbath (?)...*

A gun Kody? No fair!

Grabs a shovel and starts digging Kody and RB out of the snow...

*Mwahaha* My oxymoron snowballs will destroy you, I make it with dry ice you know....

Ummmm... well my Paradox Slush balls will destroy you!

Grabs a few and hits Storm squarely in the nose.

K1: RB, let's get Hannah and her sidekick Storm!

RB: OK! Let me get my... oof! *gets knocked over*

K1: Hey! Don't do that to my friends!

Hannah: Well, we're all friends here, Kody. Just remember that I'm hitting you respectfully.

K1: Sure... *oof*

Storm: *snickers*

Hey I am not a side kick with Hannah, *Fly home Hannah, I work alone* *makes his shovel into a catapult and starts to catapult snow onto all of the surrounding people.
*He he*

K1: RB, we need help on the south... RB? RB? Where are you?

RB: *muffled*

K1: I can't hear you very well, RB! You sound like you're buried under snow.

Buried under snow? I'm coming, RB!

RB: *muffled*

Storm: (to self) While he's getting RB out of there, I'll prepare my next round of ammunition!

K1: *finally rescues a very blue RB*

RB: *brrrrrr* Thanks, man! Let's go!

K1: Are you sure you aren't frostbi-- oof! *gets blown three feet sideways from the snow cannon...*

Storm:

RB: Hey! Don't do that to my buddy! *gathers snow rapidly and lobs it at Storm*

Storm: Woah! *slips on the snow carefully placed there by*

Hannah: With me or not at all, Storm!

A sidekick.. with Storm???

*flies home*

Hannah: Respectfully? Ha! Take that, Kody *lauches three of her best snowballs*

K1: How disrespectful! Come on, RB, let's get them!

RB: Ok... wait, who?

Storm: Mwahahahaha! I am in control of the war!

Hannah: Not for long! *throws a large snowball that hits Storm square in the face*

My face isn't square either, you should have paid more attention when studying geometry, *takes slabs of ice from his freezer and carefully places them in strategic places*