Announcement from the Management

Dear valued customers of the Electric Palace!

I just wanted to make an announcement to youse alls 'bout some changes
coming to the store. Since Edwin Blackgaard is away for a trip to the
Car-bean, I thought it would be a very good time to fix some things
that need fix'n. So if you see wallpaper coming down, or concrete
falling from the beams above, don't worry!
And while we are making
these much needed updates to the place, I will offer you 50% percent
off all things in the store, if your purchase comes to a total amount
over $1,000.00 (some restrictions apply. Colors may vary. PM Bart for
full details.)!

If you have question, comments, or suggestions, don't hesitate to PM the project leader, Eugene (or Regis).
So I tank youse all for your co-operation with me, and still shopping!

-Bart Rathbone
Manager of TEP

I don't know what you are up to but I hope you have a good idea about how to bring about change.

Bart! What are you doing, you ninny! You don't have the authority to be making decisions to do things like this! Agh... now I need to see what kind of damage this Eugene guy did. And as for you, Mr. Rathbone, I'll be seeing you in my office...

Buh, buh, but your not supposed to be here, Blackgaard! Your supposed to be in the Car-bean! And I was only going to do a few things, we didn't ever really get started! And youse don't even have an office here...

Be quite. Both ya. This is my message board.

Fine then, Bart! In your office... Agh, the trivial things you go on about!

And it might be your board, Regis, but I own the Electric Palace!