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Jokes that are good
there is this guy who bites into an apple and thought its too sweet so he thru it out the window, then there is a woman who bites into an lemon and thinks it to sour so she thru it out the window, then there is a boy who bites into a bomb and thinks its to hard and thro's it out the window, later after they get off the plane they walk into the park and see a boy crying they ask him what's wrong he said an apple came out of the sky and hit my cat on the head and killed him, later they find a girl thats crying they ask her whats wrong se said a lemon fell out of the sky and hit my dog on the head and killed it, later they find a girl laughing hysterically they ask whats so funny she said i farted and the building behind me blue up
Jimmy Blackbeard- Member
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Re: Jokes that are good
I've heard one like that before! Those are funny!
I don't know any jokes.
Jellyfish11- Member
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Re: Jokes that are good
That is....different
Irwin- Member
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Re: Jokes that are good
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
Re: Jokes that are good
This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend.He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.
While standing in the middle of the Rail Road tracks one day, he hears this whistle-- Whooee da Whoee! -- but doesn't know what it is.
Predictably, he's hit -- but, only a glancing blow -- and is thrown,
to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
After weeks in hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party, one evening.
While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling.
He grabs a baseball bat from the closet and proceeds to batter and bash the tea kettle into an
unrecognizable lump of metal.
His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes to the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man:
"Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"
The desert man replies: "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small."
While standing in the middle of the Rail Road tracks one day, he hears this whistle-- Whooee da Whoee! -- but doesn't know what it is.
Predictably, he's hit -- but, only a glancing blow -- and is thrown,
to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
After weeks in hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party, one evening.
While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling.
He grabs a baseball bat from the closet and proceeds to batter and bash the tea kettle into an
unrecognizable lump of metal.
His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes to the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man:
"Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"
The desert man replies: "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small."
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